This in itself may seem small, but think about it, did you know a childhood Keith?
So I started thinking, where do Keith's come from? I could have settled on something simple, like it's a name out of fashion, but that wouldn't be any fun so here's what I came up with:
THE KEITH DIMENSION
The theory goes that Keith's populate a separate plane of existence for the first, say, 25 years of their lives. Here, in this dimension (it could be a far flung planet, I can't decide), loads of Keith's of different ages all mill about doing Keith things and having Keith conversations. Then at the age of 25 the Keith's of a certain age are summoned and cease to exist in dimension Keith. A bit like the way everyone is summoned to Carousel in Logan's Run ,
They then emerge, unprotected and alone, in our dimension. Knowing only the ways of Keith.
A 'Keith' yesterday.
So there you have it. The theory of Keith. Perhaps I've over complicated it, perhaps I'm on to something, who really knows (except Keith)? Feel free to offer you're own explanation....
